Mission Statement: A collection of books for grandmas and grandpas to read to their grandchildren, 2069-infinity. 80-120pgs.
Rules:
1. We do not delete ideas.
2. Your worst ideas may inspire your best ideas.
3. We will each create as many titles as possible.
4. Add concepts as inspired.
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Age groups
4-6 years old: learning basic vocabulary. . . 🤷
6-8 years old: learning more complex vocabulary . . . It's all you and a little me.
9-12 years old: unnecessarily complex writing is out . . . Coach Dad is in the house.
13-18 years old: unnecessarily complex writing is in . . . Full-time swoldiers.
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Foundational idea #1: what titles and themes will remind parents of our generation of their favorite childhood movies?
Foundation idea #2: philosophical evolution of American society: Christianity, reason, Buddhism. . . . technology?
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Soulmates
The Little Princess
Commander and "G"
The Trees and the Tulips
Feminism and Manimals
The Bears and The Bulls
One for the Boy's Boys
Himbos and Bimbos
Fates and Pharaohs
Captain Save a Ho'
Tears and Triumph
Stress or Success
Trauma-Bitching
Moms Cuss Too
The Button Eyes
Little Miracles
EMOTIONAL
Giant Speak
Crow’s Feet
Witches and Werewolves (and Vampires, too)
Witchers, Wizards, and Watchers
The Poor Man's Eating Disorder
Booted and Suited
Homing Signals
Coach Dad
1000 Miles
The Heel
The Rags
Nerdy Girls
Treachery
Devolving
Witch Smut
Jesus Walks to India
The Saints, The Mystics
Dragons and Dungeons
The Prince's Dilemma
Titan Mind
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Animal Name Titles (fully allegorical)
frog in your throat
cat's tongue
parrot pie
a wolf's hum
more cowbell
sheepish
shark bait
elephant ears
giraffe manger
ostrich all alone
run bunny run
mother moose
*Around 2008, shy, intellectual types and youngsters began using all lower case in casual writing.
