This is a glossary defining specific types of shit. These shits are truly defined by neither the person nor the shit, but a mixture of both. Certain types of people say certain shit, and there are the types of shit that most people say. Allow me to begin with brief definitions.
Bullshit: If you don't feel as amazed as I did when it happened, I'm telling the story wrong. It is also the type of shit that implies an impossible solution to a problem. [Ignorance]
Horseshit: [Classism]
Dogshit: It'll all make sense once you lower your standards. It's the type of shit that keeps an organization straight up and down. [Bureaucratism]
Chickenshit: Saying the opposite of what you mean. It's the type of shit that you resort to in situations that imply a motive with disregard for mutual respect.
Monkeyshit: Toying with someone in a way that you find amusing and they do not.
Catshit:
Batshit: The type of shit that only some people get away with while others go to the mental hospital. Andrew Jackson beat an older man with his own cane.
