Ghost writer first touch: [must be the friendliest father bear or bull ghost writer. must want to invite him over.]
1. Set up meeting, explain nothing about book.
2. Prepare ripped piece of wide-lined notebook paper with [Right of the Rainbow] location on bio website. Fold 6 times.
3. No words. Hand to him.
4. We walk away.
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B U L L S: Be Urself, Love Little Slaves.
B-E-A-R-S: Body Every Anal Rearend Sexual. Now say it backwards.
Target audience: 13-17 year old gay young men.
[Begin with sweet story about a daddy-bear and a daddy-bull that is inclusive to straight people. Don't reveal for at least a few pages.]
[Commanding to extremely commanding tone.]
[Inclusion. I'm including straight people in the LGBTQ+ community.]
Take your clothes off. Now look at yourself in the mirror. You are a sexy beast, but which one?
[Gay people need to start having families like the rest of us daddy bears and bulls. Otters, too. (bottoms are inferior and are referred to as such. It turns them on (SHH I know not all otters are bottoms)).
"Otters aren't always bottoms or "subs". . . I learned this recently. They're just smaller."
[Gay people have the lowest divorce rate of any other species of couples. Be a father. Don't even worry as much as I do.]
[New LGBTQ+ idioms and terms about a food chain. . . Fatherhood and motherhood. Babies. Nieces and nephews. How to make your friends the Uncles and aunts, etc. . .]
[This needs to be a book that an Instagram addict will read.]
[They wouldn't just turn the page on the history of the LBTQ+ community, they'd throw the whole book away. Jump into it.]
Look at your phone. You're already doing that, good boy. Now call your best female friend. Ask her if she will carry you and your husband's child. [My wife and I use IVF.]
[You could say, "good boy," ten or more times in the book. . . "the otters have to learn to say it, too."]
[A chapter about my feelings: I was suicidal from the day that I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. I have a wonderful family now, and even the belief that I could someday be a father was enough to bring me through.]
