The Prince’s Dilemma

Target audience: 13-18 year old young men.

A skinny mashup of The Prince and 50 Laws of Power. Poke fun at lazy teenage boys. . . "How to get your girlfriend to do your homework for you."

Jungian. Mommy's boys.

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I'm going to get our boys to do drugs with my subconscious mind-control powers and then I'm going to ruin their lives for doing them.

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Dad has some deep-seated belief that he's supposed to be rich. We're already rich. We have a nicer house than most of my friends, but he was still gone all the time trying to make so much more money. Now he's home all the time and he doesn't show it, but I know he's a little bit sad. . . "I feel like a failure. I feel spiritually that I am a failure in some impossible way, and I missed an unnecessary ten-thousand hours being away from you and our children during their childhood." . . .