A lego. A fucking lego. A mother-fucking goddamned miniature piece of plastic just sent me to the cock-sucking hospital. I have just tummy-tucked my own
mother-fucking elbow with sixteen stitches. . . Yesterday He caught me. Red handed. I''m fucking sad as shit. If I ever get father-fucked any harder I will be the next biggest cock-juggling thunder cunt to Mother Teresa. It was a dating app and mother-fuck me if I didn't want to lick ice cream off of his abs. I fucking wish I could tell my husband that the only reason I ever downloaded that pile of flaming garbage dating app is that I want him with me . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [See if you can go the whole book without saying the word, "bitch," or not.]
2-15 pages of this and then curse intermittently.
About the perils of motherhood and the lengths mothers go for their children.
Please include index: E.g. a cock-juggling thunder cunt is a mother of many sons. She is a strong Zeusian leader.
CREATIVE CURSING:
Curse - Gerund - Noun - Curse
Noun - Curse Gerund - Noun - Curse
Curse - Gerund - Noun
Curse Gerund - Adjective - Noun
Noun - Gerund - Curse
Curse Gerund - Adjective - Ass - Curse Gerund - Curse
