Jesus Sandals - Buy One, Give One™ (Starting at $5-$15-$50 - $165***)
1. JesusSandals.com ($25,000 for URL, $25,000 for website) - Ask on the banner: IS GOD REAL? - Dr. Bronner’s style explanations for miracles of the Bible (“Did it happen or are you an idiot?”) - Black and gold (Bible exterior color themed)
2. Sacred Animal Logo - Caracal* - Tiny spiders - Flamingos - Magpies - Dinosaurs - Dragonflies - Man o’ war* (storming the beaches, riff in Dr. Bronner for website mini-explanation) - Mantis shrimp* (are soulmate animals)
3. Print on sandal footpad ($30,000-$60,000 for die casts, + for many variations) - Bible verses - Dr. Bronner’s style explanations for miracles of the Bible (“Did it happen or are you an idiot?”) ✓ - My book contains miracles - Literalist or non-literalist perspective?† - Collector's vibes: ten different versions
4. Print on sandal strap‡ “I HAVE A MIRACLE TO REPORT.” "I AM HERE TO REPORT A MIRACLE." "HERE TO REPORT A MIRACLE." "MIRACLE TO REPORT." "REPORT A MIRACLE." "REPORTING MIRACLES" *************************** MIRACLE REPORT *************************** ********************************************* MIRACLE REPORTING ******************************************(baby's sandals) "GOD IS MIRACLES" *** MIRA CULOUS *** (for pink slides) ***** JESUS WALKS ***** (for white slides, [Kanye] special edition collector's) "JESUS LIVES"
5. Buy one, give one - Every one of the higher end sandals purchased, give a pair to an impoverished child/family.
6. Move into all apparel***, IPO (at approx. $100m valuation) - JESUS, JSUS, JSAND - Highest price point: Birkenstocks, vibram soles (pseudo hiking soles), third middle strap weave bracelet. Possible higher price point at lower quality/volume Saks 5th Ave.
* An excuse to speak in front of church congregations about the miracles I’ve bore witness to, my brother, and the non-profit. ** Want to make one of the legs of our journey a business-trip to Vietnam? . . . Need contacts for sandal, cast die and mold manufacturers. . . More is always better. † Probably literalist. . . but I believe miracles and prophecies such as the ones I have experienced have been blown sky high for good reasons.
Jonah was swallowed whole by a whale? Maybe, maybe not. A whale did something incredible and otherwise known to be impossible?! Take a look at the pictures of my old caracal. Did mana really fall from Heaven itself? Bread from another dimension, give me some too! What if birds and other creatures brought seeds and edible things to a group of GOD's children traveling across a vast desert! What do I hear? Jesus fed 5,000 with five loaves of bread and two fish? He did! Don't put it past the greatest wizard of all time. Was Jesus resurrected? Jesus likely was invincible. He pretended to die! Is he the son of an alien? Imagine GOD's IQ, you fools. Was the tax collector really stricken blind? Or like myself, was he unable for a time to read numbers?! Did Noah build a ship that fit two of every single species of animal on Earth? By GOD, he may have! By the power of GOD, he predicted a flood and saved his entire family! Does GOD sometimes take from those that HE loves? Every day. Job lost it all. I know this feeling. It feels like the power of GOD. I lost my mind. I lost my faith. I lost my money, my wife and my brother. GOD does give back what he takes from those who love HIM!? I come bearing good news! GOD is with us. GOD is alive! GOD is the King of men, women, children, and all beautiful creatures alike! There is no end nor beginning to GOD's power! We feel HIS presence with us always. Have mercy on us, Lord, have mercy on us, for we have endured no end of contempt. We have endured no end of ridicule from the arrogant, of contempt from the proud. . . I am witness to miracles. I am a child of GOD whom has done great works through HIM. I flew to Ukraine three years before the war, penniless. I had nothing and nothing left to lose. Five men with guns robbed me. They beat me and broke me. The spirit of the LORD took this earthly body. Possessed by GOD, I marched through the streets and alleyways carrying rainbow balloons. I spoke in tongues to an evil hostel owner and mimed her house coming down upon her. I saw gravestones in the city square of Kiev, Ukraine. I made it home with my last credit card and the last thing to my name, a watch very special to me. I tried to pay for a steak, my last steak, and my card declined. I looked down at my watch and the hand stopped ticking before my eyes. . . I cast it to the ground and called out to GOD. - Zachary Philip Brill
2. On Jesus/Poor Indian children: What about feeding 5,000 people one-one-thousandth of a loaf of bread? Less than two sand-grains of fish? Aside from being a magician and philanthropist, he did happen to be the son of GOD. The almighty! The King of King of Kings. One more thing for revelation: it was Cronus, not Zeus. King of King of Kings*, look at the family tree. Speaking of HIS son, did all of HIS apostles sleep through a magnitude 8.5 earthquake? Perhaps they were sleeping 800 miles away and writing letters to each other. They had runner's that would ultramarathon it for days and days. The MAN walked for 120 miles straight while fasting! Or perhaps they went to jail, like myself. Like myself, many went to jail multiple times. Not an unlikely excuse either. The MAN was hoofing it all the way to India and back! Isaiah 52:7 How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news. What was he doing? Miracles! Jesus walked right on the water in the middle a hell of a boat ride to tell his people, "Take courage! It is I. Don't be afraid." . . . Imagine GOD's IQ, you fools. . . GOD's children in India, they go without shoes. They clawed at me. They clawed at my pants, at my jacket, grabbed at my hands and my shirt. They screamed at me because I couldn't help them all. They went without shoes, and shoes are the least we could help them with now. Two little girls, sisters, aged five and twelve broke into my room at the Yoga teacher training facility. I cried with them when I caught them. I gave them some food, my shampoo and conditioner . . .
3. On being homeless/ ?: I kept my head down for 9 months. Born again on the streets of NYC.
‡ Mother's 2% § The man, the myth, the legend: ¶ Do authenticate my caracal photos with this here link to an authentication website.
